Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...