No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!