Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.