A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”