Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...