Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...