This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
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To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
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I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
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The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
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There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...