Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...