Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Palindromes
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