On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...