Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
I only ordered a double
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Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...