50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...