Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...