Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...