Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.