Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...