Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...