No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Confucious say
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Have you ever read Shakespeare?
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Items from a teacher.
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Two men are discussing their lives…
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