What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...