Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...