Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!