What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
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Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
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Blonde Doctor?
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List of Funny Insults!
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Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
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Count Down
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