Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...