File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!