What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
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Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Chimney Cricket!
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Ladies Track
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Give us new missiles
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What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
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Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...