Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...