Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...