USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...