Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...