Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...