Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...