Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...