Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...