The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...