Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.