Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...