A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...