Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.