Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...