I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP