Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...