Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...