What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...