Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...