Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...