Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...