Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....