Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...