The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...