cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...