What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...